dentist jokes

The patient goes to the dentist and says, "I have yellow teeth, what should I do?"

The dentist replies, "Wear a brown tie."

Why did the computer go to the Dentist?

Because it had a Blue-Tooth.

Steve phoned his dentist when he received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" he complained. "This is three times what you normally charge."

"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."