Patient: It must be tough spending all day with your hands inside someone's mouth?
Dentist: I prefer to think of it as having my hands inside their wallet.
Dentists. Doesn't your mouth just hurt when you hear that word? Not only painful - but expensive.
"That'll be 5,000 dollars."
"The price of gold went up."
What did the teeth say to the dentist?
So when are we going out?
Did you hear about the dentist & the manicurist who got married?
They fought tooth & nail.