Everywhere I went I kept hearing about BLUETOOTH...
So I finally went to my dentist and asked, "What's the best way to prevent it?"
My dental hygienist retired, after 55 years of working...
All she got was a lousy plaque.
Teeth said to Tongue: "If I press down on you just a little, you will get cut."
Tongue replied: "If I misuse one word, all 32 of you will come out."
(Dentist) This is going to pinch a little.
(Patient) I love the way you guys substitute words like 'pinch' for 'pain'.
(Dentist) You're right. Hang on to your chair, this is going to hurt like hell.