I met a Russian Dentist and his name was Anesthesia.
I thought this could be love.
Sadly, I felt nothing.
The patient goes to the dentist and says, "I have yellow teeth, what should I do?"
The dentist replies, "Wear a brown tie."
Why did the computer go to the Dentist?
Because it had a Blue-Tooth.
Steve phoned his dentist when he received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" he complained. "This is three times what you normally charge."
"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."