A lady walked into a dentist's office and exclaimed, "I don't know which is worse, having a root canal or having a baby!"
The dentist replied, "Well make up your mind, so I know how to tilt the chair."
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
My dentist was voted "Dentist Of The Year"....
He didn't get a trophy, they just gave him a little plaque.
Dentist warns his patient: “This might be a bit painful.”
Patient: “That’s okay, I can handle it.”
Dentist: (sighs) "I'm sleeping with your girlfriend.”