What do you have to do to win gold at the weather forecasting competition?
I’ve heard you have to beat the raining champion!
When you're 65 and you go out to dinner and say, "It's on me..."
You really mean it!
An aging comedian is a guest on a late night talk show.
"What do you have coming up?" the interviewer asks him.
"Mostly phlegm."
The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot...
A lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.