Me to the postman: This empty envelope must be from my sister Charlotte.
Postman: Now why would she send you an empty envelope?
Me: We had an argument, and she's not talking to me..
My office was so small...
I had to leave the room to change my mind.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
I had an office so small...
That when I put the key in the door, I broke a window.