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44 votes

Whenever you feel sad...

It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pulling on a door that says “PUSH”!

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posted by "ayush" |
$25.00 won 38 votes

Lady (to her doctor): "What l am worried about is my height and not my weight."

Doctor: "How come?"

Lady: "According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches."

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "mickey" |
35 votes
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Wife: "Whenever I keep money in my purse, our son steals it! I don’t know what to do?"

Husband: "Hide it in his books. I know he will never touch them."

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posted by "Jammy" |
$7.00 won 35 votes

What did the astronaut's fiancé say when he proposed in open space?

"I can't breathe!"

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Kee" |