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$25.00 won 31 votes

Lady (to her doctor): "What l am worried about is my height and not my weight."

Doctor: "How come?"

Lady: "According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches."

31 votes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "mickey" |
$15.00 won 28 votes

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I’m going home now.

28 votes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $15.00
posted by "virgogal" |
$50.00 won 26 votes

A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"

He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."

26 votes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "mickey" |
$50.00 won 25 votes

Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?"

The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."

The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."

25 votes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |