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41 votes

Whenever you feel sad...

It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pulling on a door that says “PUSH”!

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posted by "ayush" |
$50.00 won 38 votes

Boss: “The word 'Impossible' does not exist in my dictionary!”

Secretary: “Well Sir, maybe you should have checked it first before buying it.”

38 votes

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posted by "RS" |
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Lady (to her doctor): "What l am worried about is my height and not my weight."

Doctor: "How come?"

Lady: "According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches."

36 votes

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posted by "mickey" |
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FOR SALE BY OWNER...

Complete set of encyclopedia Britannica.
45 Volumes. Excellent condition.
$100 or best offer.
Reason for sale: No longer required.
Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.

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posted by "Makki" |