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63 votes

Whenever you feel sad...

It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pulling on a door that says “PUSH”!

63 votes

posted by "ayush" |
51 votes


Complete set of encyclopedia Britannica.
45 Volumes. Excellent condition.
$100 or best offer.
Reason for sale: No longer required.
Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.

51 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Makki" |
$25.00 won 47 votes

Lady (to her doctor): "What l am worried about is my height and not my weight."

Doctor: "How come?"

Lady: "According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches."

47 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "mickey" |
43 votes

Wife: "Whenever I keep money in my purse, our son steals it! I don’t know what to do?"

Husband: "Hide it in his books. I know he will never touch them."

43 votes

posted by "Jammy" |