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$25.00 won 35 votes

Lady (to her doctor): "What l am worried about is my height and not my weight."

Doctor: "How come?"

Lady: "According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches."

35 votes

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posted by "mickey" |
$15.00 won 29 votes

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me, and now I’m going home.

29 votes

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posted by "virgogal" |
$50.00 won 27 votes
 

A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"

He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."

27 votes

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posted by "mickey" |
$50.00 won 26 votes

Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.

Patient: Why doctor? What happened?

Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies.

26 votes

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posted by "Kishore" |