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mickey

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 55
# of followers : 29
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1350.00
3 votes

It was a baby mosquito's first day to fly out from home.

When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, "How was your journey?"

The baby mosquito replied, "It went great, everyone was clapping for me!"

3 votes

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posted by "mickey" |
$50.00 won 15 votes

A man needed a horse, so he went to a church and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God", and for it to stop you say, "Amen".

So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff. Just in time, he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge.

"Whew," said the man, "thank God!"

15 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "mickey" |
$9.00 won 14 votes

Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army.

"My sergeants are wonderful", said one soldier.

"I wish I could say the same about mine," said the other.

"You could if you could lie as I do."

14 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "mickey" |
$12.00 won 15 votes
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Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

15 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "mickey" |