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mickey

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1390.00
$15.00 won 22 votes

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.

"My father grows beans," said one girl.

"My mother cooks beans," said a boy.

A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

22 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "mickey" |
$12.00 won 15 votes
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Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

15 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "mickey" |
$25.00 won 15 votes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

15 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "mickey" |
$50.00 won 18 votes

A man needed a horse, so he went to a church and got one. Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make the horse go, you say, "Thank God", and for it to stop you say, "Amen".

So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse. Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of a cliff. Just in time, he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge.

"Whew," said the man, "thank God!"

18 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "mickey" |