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So Forgetful
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Eve: "My dear Jack is so forgetful."

Celia: "I agree. At the party last night I had to keep reminding him that it's you that he's engaged to and not me."

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posted by "shirley Mc" |
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The Difference
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when the wife is pregnant,

Tension is when the girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when BOTH are pregnant!

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posted by "Victoria" |
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If A Woman Says
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If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be...

There's no need to remind her every half hour.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Asking Siri
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I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"

She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |