relationship jokes

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When she got flowers from her husband on Valentine's Day, my daughter quickly opened the card. All it said was, "No."

What did that mean? She called her husband and asked him.

"I didn't attach any message. The florist asked if I had a message and I said, 'No'."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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My friend and I work in a lawn-mower-parts warehouse. He had the idea that his wife did not want a card on Valentine’s Day, but when he spoke to her on the phone, he discovered she was expecting one.

Not having time to buy a card on his way home, he was stuck. Then he looked at the lawn-mower trade magazines scattered around the office and got an idea.

Using scissors and glue, he created a card with pictures of mowers, next to which he wrote: “I lawn for you mower and mower each day.”

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Behind every angry woman stands...

Stands a clueless man...

Who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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Two skeletons were discussing their girlfriends.

"I think Bonnie is cheating on me."

"What makes you think that?"

"I don't know. I just feel it in my bones."

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |