relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
4 votes

Mr. Jones visited the Widow Brown every evening and had tea.

"Why don't you marry her?" ask a friend.

"I have often thought about it," said Mr. Jones. "But where would I spend my evenings?"

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posted by "Everleigh" |
$9.00 won 10 votes

"And you say you were in the town where I was born?" she murmured softly.

"Yes," he replied.

"And you thought of me, Bob?" she cooed.

"I did," replied Bob. "I said to myself, 'Why, isn't this where what's-her-name born?'"

10 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Egbert" |
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"Could you learn to love me?" ask the young man.

"Well," sighed the young lady. "I did learn shorthand in just three months."

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Egbert" |
8 votes

Gladys: "Listen to this, Mable. This is what my boy friend says in his letter. 'Darling, I think of you all day. Your naturally waved hair. Your brownish-gray eyes. Your slightly prominent cheekbones and your twenty-four inch waist.'"

Mable: "Wow, that's a strange sort of love letter."

Gladys: "Oh, didn't I tell you? Bob writes those descriptions of people that are wanted by the law."

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posted by "Benjones" |