relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
$12.00 won 2 votes

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.

MAN, I sure am LUCKY!

I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!!!

2 votes

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posted by "aod318" |
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"You're beautiful and I love you!" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff.

My echo replied, "I just want to be friends!"

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posted by "aod318" |
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In a moment of closeness, she whispered, "I love you dearly!"

Now, he was an avid hunter and he heard, "I love you deerly!"

In order to continue the romance, he said, "And I love you bearly!"

But, alas, she heard, "I love you barely!"

Here, we must paws...

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Jerfie" |
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A man and his wife attended a dinner party at the home of their friends. Near the end of the meal, the wife reprimanded her husband. "That's the third time you've gone for dessert," she scolded. "The hostess must think you're selfish and an absolute pig."

"I don't think so," he said. "I've been telling her it's for you."

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |