relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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A lady went to the salon to get a new hair style. While getting her hair done, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the waiting area.

She turns to the man and begins flirting with him. The man replies, “I’m married.”

The woman continues to flirt, “Just tell her you’re going to visit a friend in the hospital.”

The man replies, “Tell her yourself. She’s the one doing your hair.”

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posted by "Susan Paetznick" |
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Whenever my wife uses the phrase, "I was thinking... "

That means I either have to move, build, paint, or buy something."

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posted by "aod318" |
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You know you've still got it when you're walking across the beach with your wife and there's a couple of young girls waving at you while she isn't looking.

There's no way that I was ever gonna swim out that far to save them though.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I once dated a geologist, but the relationship was just too rocky.

I was crushed.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |