relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
$7.00 won 7 votes

Wife: Whatcha doing?

Me: Nothing.

Wife: You did that yesterday.

Me: I wasn't finished.

7 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
3 votes

I believe the right girl for me is out there, in some corner of the earth...

But unfortunately, the earth is round.

3 votes

posted by "Mahesh Ballapuram" |
2 votes

Six retired friends were playing poker when one of them loses $1500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. One of the guys says, “We’ve got to go tell his wife, who’s going to do it?”

They draw straws and Bob picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet and gentle and not to make a bad situation any worse. "Leave it to me," Bob says.

He goes over to his friend’s house and knocks on the door. When the dead man’s wife answers, Bob says, "Your husband just lost $1500 and is afraid to come home."

"$1500? Tell him to drop dead!" snarls the wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Bob.

2 votes

posted by "HENNE" |
4 votes

An elderly man enters a jewelry store on a Friday night with a beautiful, much younger woman and states that he is looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler brings out a $5,000 ring. The man says, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

The jeweler returns, this time with a $50,000 ring. The woman's eyes sparkle and the man seeing this, says, "We'll take it! I will give you a check now, so you can verify the funds on Monday with the bank. I'll then pick up the ring that afternoon."

On Monday morning, the jeweler phones to tell the man, "Sir, there's no money in that account."

"I know," is my reply. "But let me tell you about my weekend!"

4 votes

posted by "HENNE" |