relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen.

Wife: I am coming with the broom.

Husband: It’s not urgent. You can come on foot.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Boyfriend: I will never lie to you, dear.

Girlfriend: How sweet!

Boyfriend: Now you tell me a lie.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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Be careful driving on the holidays.

The roads will be crazy.

A lot of guys get drunk so their wives will be driving.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I thought my new girlfriend might be the one...

But when I went through her drawers and found a nurse's uniform, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I changed my mind.

I figure if she can't hold on to a job, she's not the one for me.

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "aod318" |