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Favorite this joke Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships just don't work out.
Floyd had taken his girlfriend on their third date and she had spoken to a nice-looking man at the next table.
"Is that man a friend of yours?" ask Floyd.
"Yes," she replied.
"Then I think I'll ask him to join us."
"Oh Floyd, this is so sudden!"
"What's so sudden?"
"Why he's our minister."
He was a bit shy, and after she had thrown her arms around him and kissed him for bringing her a bouquet of flowers, he arose and started to leave.
"I'm sorry I offended you," she said.
"Oh, no, I'm not offended," he replied. "I'm going for more flowers."
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Sweetheart to her boyfriend: "Do you love me with all your heart and soul?"
Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"
Sweetheart: "Do you think I am the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world?"
Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"
Sweetheart: "Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"
Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"
Sweetheart: "Oh you say the most beautiful things!"
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