relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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Sally told her boyfriend that she wanted to walk down the aisle...

So he agreed, and took her grocery shopping.

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posted by "Murb" |
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Beautician: "Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance?"

Man: "It did for a while... then it fell off."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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I have discovered the answer to a question that has been puzzling scientists for hundreds of years. What is the exact difference between a split second and a nanosecond?

My girlfriend and I were getting ready to go to a fancy dinner when, right as we were about to leave home, my girlfriend asked me the question all guys dread. She asked, “Does this dress look bad on me?”

If I had said “no” in a nanosecond, we’d have been out the door. However, since I took a split second before responding, she had to go back up to her closet to change, again.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A mathematician wanders back home at 3 a.m. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife.

“You’re late!” she yells. “You said you’d be home by 11:45!”

“Actually,” the mathematician replies coolly, “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |