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Favorite this joke Woman 1: How was your date with the tree removal guy?
Woman 2: Awful. I was scared to death!
Woman 1: Why was that? He seemed nice.
Woman 2: He was nice. But he kept wanting to go out on a limb.
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why women like Chinese food so much.
The study revealed that this is due to the fact that 'Won Ton' spelled backward is 'Not Now'.
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Boyfriend: Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Robert. I don't have a mansion like Gary. I don't have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to marry you.
Girlfriend: Oh dear, I love you too! What was that you said about Martin?
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Eve: "My dear Jack is so forgetful."
Celia: "I agree. At the party last night I had to keep reminding him that it's you that he's engaged to and not me."
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