relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
9 votes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships just don't work out.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Floyd had taken his girlfriend on their third date and she had spoken to a nice-looking man at the next table.

"Is that man a friend of yours?" ask Floyd.

"Yes," she replied.

"Then I think I'll ask him to join us."

"Oh Floyd, this is so sudden!"

"What's so sudden?"

"Why he's our minister."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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He was a bit shy, and after she had thrown her arms around him and kissed him for bringing her a bouquet of flowers, he arose and started to leave.

"I'm sorry I offended you," she said.

"Oh, no, I'm not offended," he replied. "I'm going for more flowers."

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "barber7796" |
7 votes

Sweetheart to her boyfriend: "Do you love me with all your heart and soul?"

Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"

Sweetheart: "Do you think I am the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world?"

Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"

Sweetheart: "Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"

Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"

Sweetheart: "Oh you say the most beautiful things!"

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posted by "barber7796" |