relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
$9.00 won 13 votes

At a restaurant one night, the man at the next table was pulling out all the stops to impress his underwhelmed date.

He crowned a lengthy list of lifetime achievements by stating, “At least I can say I have been a Hollywood movie producer.”

The woman nodded. “I’ll make a note of that: ‘has-been movie producer.'”

13 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "stee" |
0 votes

A father texts his son: "My dear son, today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father."

His son texts back: "Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow!"

His Father replies: "I know."

0 votes

posted by "catlover" |
$7.00 won 7 votes

Wife: Whatcha doing?

Me: Nothing.

Wife: You did that yesterday.

Me: I wasn't finished.

7 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
3 votes

I believe the right girl for me is out there, in some corner of the earth...

But unfortunately, the earth is round.

3 votes

posted by "Mahesh Ballapuram" |