relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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I was meeting a friend in a bar and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me.

"Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.

Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a girl had just rated me a nine out of ten.

"I don't want to ruin it for you," he said, "but when I walked in, they were speaking German."

"So what does 'nine' mean in German?"

"It means 'No'."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.

Not sure how I did that...

I didn't even know it was her birthday!

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posted by "RobertAlex" |
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Boy: Do you love me?

Girl: Yes dear.

Boy: Would you die for me?

Girl: No, mine is an undying love.

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posted by "kjk" |
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening...

But tonight with you wasn't it.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |