relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
3 votes

Some things are just better left unsaid...

Which I usually realize right after I've said them.

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posted by "shopin55" |
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Two old friends were chatting. One said to the other, "My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV."

Other guy responded, "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine that, an SUV... what a great gift!"

"Yup! Socks, Underwear, AND Viagra!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
3 votes

While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom, smiling but looking a little nervous, leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-rising flour, right?"

3 votes
posted by "HENNE" |
$6.00 won 11 votes

Never, NEVER, NEVER make your girlfriend mad...

They can remember stuff that that hasn't even happened yet!

11 votes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "barber7796" |