relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
$50.00 won 3 votes

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was a bad lover...

You should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

3 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$25.00 won 3 votes

My girlfriend is furious with me because she found a bunch of hidden letters that revealed I was cheating on her.

Now she refuses to play Scrabble at all.

3 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$8.00 won 1 votes

Judy: Billy got fresh with me last night, so I slapped his face. But I was sorry just as soon as I did it.

Trudy: Because you care about him?

Judy: No, because he was chewing tobacco.

1 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gene R." |
$8.00 won 1 votes

My ex's cooking was cold and bland.

Clearly, she put her heart and soul into it.

1 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "aod318" |