relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
3 votes

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when the wife is pregnant,

Tension is when the girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when BOTH are pregnant!

3 votes

posted by "Victoria" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be...

There's no need to remind her every half hour.

8 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 7 votes
 

I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"

She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."

7 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
2 votes

The prizefighter and the lady, out on a blind date, were dining at a Broadway night club.

"You have such shell like ears, so thin and delicate, but..." he added teasing, "that's an indication of a weak character, isn't it?"

"I don't know about that," she came back, "but I do know that thick ears are a sign of a weak defense."

2 votes

posted by "barber7796" |