Tom: "If your girlfriend and your best friend were drowning, who would you save?"
Hardy: "I don't know, that's a tough one."
Tom: "Why is that?"
Hardy: "Well, what were they doing together in the first place?"
I love you more than yesterday...
Yesterday you just got on my nerves!
I just want a really nice guy who has a job...
And the missing half of the golden amulet!
Sally told her boyfriend that she wanted to walk down the aisle...
So he agreed, and took her grocery shopping.