relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
$50.00 won 26 votes

Woman: "Do you have a greeting card which reads 'You are my first and last love'?"

Store keeper: "Yes ma'am, we do."

Woman: "Perfect! Give me 10 such cards!"

26 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
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Tired of hearing her teenager complain about everything, the frustrated mother finally reached her boiling point.

“Honey, let me give you some free life advice... Life IS as bad as you think, and yes, they ARE out to get you!”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The girlfriend stands by door, not sure what to say. “Honey, why is your whole upper half covered in baby oil?”

“Well, you’re always saying I never glisten,” replies the boyfriend.

“Listen! I said you never LISTEN!”

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posted by "ERS" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

At a restaurant one night, the man at the next table was pulling out all the stops to impress his underwhelmed date.

He crowned a lengthy list of lifetime achievements by stating, “At least I can say I have been a Hollywood movie producer.”

The woman nodded. “I’ll make a note of that: ‘has-been movie producer.'”

6 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "stee" |