relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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Two skeletons were discussing their girlfriends.

"I think Bonnie is cheating on me."

"What makes you think that?"

"I don't know. I just feel it in my bones."

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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My boyfriend and I broke up.

He wanted to get married... I didn't want him to.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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I was sharing with a friend my opinion that women should come with instructions.

She replied, "Why? It's not like men read the instructions anyway."

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posted by "shopin55" |
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"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

"Oh, everything went wrong! First, he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish. Then he said I was using the wrong bait. And then he said that I was reeling in too soon."

"That doesn't sound nice or relaxing."

"All that might have been all right, but to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish."

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posted by "HENNE" |