relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
$25.00 won 10 votes

Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?

Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.

10 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
6 votes

What is the difference between man and pig?

A pig can never be a man.

6 votes

posted by "Stojko" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

I set aside a dollar every time a woman found me unattractive...

Now they are starting to find me attractive...

6 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Egbert" |
6 votes

A friend of mine was telling me that his girlfriend asked him if he would like to spend the weekend watching football games, eating chicken wings, and drinking beer.

This excited my friend because he thought he had found the perfect mate, so he responded with a "YES!" with great enthusiasm.

The girlfriend responded, "Perfect, because I am breaking up with you."

6 votes

posted by "Egbert" |