relationship jokes

When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey...

You know she's a keeper!

Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"

Boyfriend: "You're both."

Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"

Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."

History and statistics show that lightning strikes men five times more often than women...

But I think they got the wrong count for how many times women strike men.

“Will marry me?”

“No.”

2 hours of uncomfortable silence in the hot air balloon.