relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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My husband had just lost 50 pounds when, after eight years of being a housewife, I had taken a job in a restaurant.

When I returned home after my first day at work, I gave my husband a big hug. He seemed to cling to me longer than usual. "Did you really miss me that much today, dear?" I asked.

"No," came the reply. "But you smell so much like pancakes that I hate to let you go."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Some things are just better left unsaid...

Which I usually realize right after I've said them.

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posted by "shopin55" |
5 votes

Two old friends were chatting. One said to the other, "My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV."

Other guy responded, "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine that, an SUV... what a great gift!"

"Yup! Socks, Underwear, AND Viagra!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
3 votes

While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom, smiling but looking a little nervous, leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-rising flour, right?"

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posted by "HENNE" |