relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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My friend and I work in a lawn-mower-parts warehouse. He had the idea that his wife did not want a card on Valentine’s Day, but when he spoke to her on the phone, he discovered she was expecting one.

Not having time to buy a card on his way home, he was stuck. Then he looked at the lawn-mower trade magazines scattered around the office and got an idea.

Using scissors and glue, he created a card with pictures of mowers, next to which he wrote: “I lawn for you mower and mower each day.”

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Behind every angry woman stands...

Stands a clueless man...

Who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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Two skeletons were discussing their girlfriends.

"I think Bonnie is cheating on me."

"What makes you think that?"

"I don't know. I just feel it in my bones."

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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My boyfriend and I broke up.

He wanted to get married... I didn't want him to.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |