How does a squid go into battle?
Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You're both."
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."
A policeman is praying at a church when a priest comes to him.
Priest: “Tell me son, who killed Abel?’
Policeman: “I'm sorry Father, but you'll have to ask the detective in charge of this Abel's murder case.”