work jokes

Category: "Work Jokes"
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There was a "hard boiled" foreman at a rather large construction site that was constantly urging his workers to go faster.

The men were getting tired and one day he heard someone shout, "Rome was not built in a day!"

"I know it wasn't," replied the foreman. "But that's because I was not in charge of that project. "

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
5 votes

A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.

He’s the new temp!

5 votes

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
3 votes

Interviewer: Your asking for a pretty high salary for someone without any experience.

Interviewee: Well, this job is going to be super hard since I don't know what I'm doing.

3 votes

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
3 votes

Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends but I need you here.

Me - Yeah, no problem. I'll probably be late though as public transport on weekends is slow.

Boss - What time will you get here?

Me - Monday.

3 votes

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |