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1 votes

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't quit my job...

I'd just sit there doing nothing and see how long it took them to fire me.

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
4 votes

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

She felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioner.

4 votes

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually...

It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.

3 votes

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
3 votes

Garbage collectors were picking up our trash as my wife walked back into our house. A particular barrel was very heavy.

“Lady, we can’t take this,” one man called out. “It’s way over the weight limit.”

My wife turned her eight-month-pregnant figure toward him. “It didn’t seem that heavy when I carried it out,” she said.

Without another word, the man emptied the barrel into the truck.

3 votes

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posted by "merk" |