Wife: Are you having another sleepless night?!?
Husband: Yeah! I’m so darn angry, I’ve got insomnia again.
Wife: What’s eating you tonight?
Husband: It's that damn boss of mine! He gets me so boiling mad! He keeps bugging me all day long! Hounding me! Hounding me!! Then, when comes time to go to bed, I’m so full of “I should’ve said—!” that I can’t get any shut-eye!
Wife: What’s he got against you anyway?
Husband: He says I keep falling asleep on the job.
I was introduced to a new guy at work. I said, "What’s your name?"
"Your parents named you pole?“
So I kept calling him Pole. At the end of the day another co-worker asked me, “Why are you calling him that?" So I explained why.
My co-worker just looked at me... "He’s from England. His name is Paul!
I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away.
He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back either.
I got tired of waiting and started looking up and down every aisle. I finally found them.
They were in Aisle C.