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Favorite this joke I asked a supermarket worker where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see" and walked away.
He never came back. When I saw another supermarket worker, I asked him. He said, "I'll see" and walked away. He never came back either.
I got tired of waiting and started looking up and down every aisle. I finally found them.
They were in Aisle C.
At work I've got the ear of my boss...
I'm still not convinced we should pay the ransom.
I definitely learned my lesson about speeding today and it will never happen again.
I didn't get pulled over or anything...
I just showed up to work 20 minutes early.
I called into my crappy job last week and said that I was sick.
My boss asked me what was wrong, and I said that I had something wrong with my eyes.
When asked to elaborate, I said that I couldn't see myself coming into work today.
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