work jokes

Category: "Work Jokes"
5 votes

Although desperate to find work, I passed on a job I found on an employment website. It was for a wastewater plant operator.

Among the job requirements: "Must be able to swim."

5 votes

posted by "Kishore" |
2 votes

My friend's son worked at a fast-food restaurant when he was in high school. One night while he was manning the drive-thru, a customer told him that the intercom wasn't working properly.

My friend's son went about filling the order while a female co-worker fiddled with the intercom.

After making some fixes, she asked, "Is that okay now?"

"Well, no," the customer replied. "Now you sound like a girl."

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

The company where I work provides four-foot-high cubicles so each employee can have some privacy.

One day a co-worker had an exasperating phone conversation with one of her teenage sons. After hanging up, she heaved a sigh and said, "No one ever listens to me."

Immediately, several voices from surrounding cubicles called out, "Yes, yes we do."

9 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

I was halfway through a meeting with a photocopy salesman, when he suddenly mentioned his wife and children, and how content and happy he was.

I was puzzled, but let him continue. It was only when I glanced down that I understood his reason for imparting this personal information. The table leg against which I had been rubbing my itchy foot wasn’t a table leg at all.

6 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "sravanthi" |