work jokes

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Now that 7 Eleven has been open for 24 hours for the past twenty thirty years or so, don't you think that they should rename the store to 24?

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Workers from different trades were asked, "What is the number one rule in your profession?"

Here were some responses...

Plumber: “Don’t chew your fingernails.”

Roofer: “You are fired before you hit the ground.”

Camp counselor: “Don’t lose the kid.”

Scuba diver: “If it moves, it wants to kill you.”

Photographer: “Take the lens cap off.”

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posted by "srg" |
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I told my boss that three companies were after me, so I needed a raise in pay to stay with the current job.

He asked which companies?

I told him gas, electric, and cable.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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One of my first jobs was cleaning windows...

Windows on envelopes that is!

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posted by "iamacutie" |