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Favorite this joke Three guys are fishing when an angel appears.
The first guy says, “I’ve suffered from back pain for years. Can you help me?”
The angel touches the man’s back and he feels instant relief.
The second guy points to his thick glasses and begs for a cure for his poor eyesight.
When the angel tosses the lenses into the lake, the man gains 20/20 vision.
As the angel turns to the third fellow, he instantly recoils and screams, “Don’t touch me! I’m on disability!”
Wife: Are you having another sleepless night?!?
Husband: Yeah! I’m so darn angry, I’ve got insomnia again.
Wife: What’s eating you tonight?
Husband: It's that damn boss of mine! He gets me so boiling mad! He keeps bugging me all day long! Hounding me! Hounding me!! Then, when comes time to go to bed, I’m so full of “I should’ve said—!” that I can’t get any shut-eye!
Wife: What’s he got against you anyway?
Husband: He says I keep falling asleep on the job.
I was introduced to a new guy at work. I said, "What’s your name?"
“Pole.”
"Your parents named you pole?“
"Yes.”
So I kept calling him Pole. At the end of the day another co-worker asked me, “Why are you calling him that?" So I explained why.
My co-worker just looked at me... "He’s from England. His name is Paul!
A co-worker asked me, “Could you be any more annoying?”
So the next day I wore tap shoes to work.
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