work jokes

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Johnny paid his way through college by being a waiter in a restaurant.

"What's the usual tip?" asked a customer.

"Well," said Johnny, "this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I'd be doing great."

"Is that so?" growled the customer. "In that case, here's twenty dollars."

"Thanks. I'll put it in my college fund," Johnny said.

"By the way, what are you studying?" asked the customer.

"Applied psychology."

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posted by "Mounika" |
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Customer: Look here, butcher, you are giving me a big piece of bone. With meat as expensive as it is, I don't want all that bone.

Butcher: I'm not giving it to you, mister, you're paying for it.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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The first five days after the weekend are definitely the hardest!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Yesterday was "Take Your Daughters and Sons to Work Day"...

Which basically means today is "Stay Late At Work To Catch Up On All The Things You Couldn't Get Done Because Your Kid Was Bothering You In The Office Day"!

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posted by "wadejagz" |