"I can't remember...
Do I work at home or do I live at work?
Which is it?
A bank clerk is talking with her colleague. "I think now-a-days my beauty has been decreasing."
"Why do you think that?" asked the colleague.
"The men who are withdrawing cash at my counter are actually counting their money."
As I walked into work my boss greeted me with, "Have a nice day."
I did. I turned around and went home.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field!