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Our supply clerk at the factory was in a dither. A box had been left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it: "Danger! Do Not Touch!"

Management was called, and we were told to stay clear of the box until it could be analyzed. When the foreman arrived, he donned safety goggles and gloves, and then he carefully opened the box.

Inside were 25 signs that read: Danger! Do Not Touch!

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posted by "HENNE" |
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I got into an argument with this thug in a pub. I backed away, but as I was leaving he shouted, “I know where you live!”

I was really worried for a while, but it turned out he works for Royal Mail Parcelforce, so his threat almost certainly isn’t true.

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posted by "takella" |
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A guy told his friends, "I left my job because of illness and fatigue."

Turns out his boss just got sick and tired of him.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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"One of the worst jobs I ever had was when I used to be a narrator."

"Well, that doesn't sound so bad?"

"I was a narrator for bad mimes."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |