work jokes

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At work, one co-worker says to another, "Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly?"

"Of course, what is it?"

"Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you."

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posted by "Rene" |
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Interviewer: So what do you have planned for the future?

Me: Lunch

Interviewer: No, I mean long term.

Me: Oh... Dinner.

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posted by "kandre" |
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Although desperate to find work, I passed on a job I found on an employment website. It was for a wastewater plant operator.

Among the job requirements: "Must be able to swim."

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posted by "Kishore" |
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My friend's son worked at a fast-food restaurant when he was in high school. One night while he was manning the drive-thru, a customer told him that the intercom wasn't working properly.

My friend's son went about filling the order while a female co-worker fiddled with the intercom.

After making some fixes, she asked, "Is that okay now?"

"Well, no," the customer replied. "Now you sound like a girl."

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posted by "wadejagz" |