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Me (texting): Are we still on for today?

Reply Received: You don’t have to text me this every morning! As your boss, trust me when I say, WE ARE "ON" FOR WORK EVERYDAY, MON - FRI!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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My boss came to me at lunch, "Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to find you all morning!"

I shrugged and said, "Good employees are hard to find!"

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 11 votes

There was a "hard boiled" foreman at a rather large construction site that was constantly urging his workers to go faster.

The men were getting tired and one day he heard someone shout, "Rome was not built in a day!"

"I know it wasn't," replied the foreman. "But that's because I was not in charge of that project. "

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posted by "barber7796" |
5 votes

A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.

He’s the new temp!

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |