work jokes

Job Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Me: "I would say my biggest weakness is listening."

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.

"Look Miss," said the foreman, "do you have any experience in picking lemons?"

"Well ... as a matter of fact, Yes!" she replied. "I've been married and divorced three times."

A couple is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes their lost. They spot a man down below and shout, “Excuse me, can you tell me where we are?”

The man below says, “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”

“You must work in Information Technology,” says the balloonist.

“I do,” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Everything you have told me is technically correct, and yet it’s of no use to anyone.”

The man below says, “You must work in management.”

“We do. How did you know?”

“Well, you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help, and you’re in the same position as you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”