detour00 Profile



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Member Since : Feb, 2019
# of jokes posted : 20
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 16.00
$10.00 won 6 votes

A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,653 trees.

“How do you know exactly how many?” I inquired.

“Easy. I keep a log.”

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "detour00" |
8 votes

Job Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Me: "I would say my biggest weakness is listening."

8 votes

posted by "detour00" |
6 votes

Cop: "Seen anything unusual?"

Me: "A dolphin with a hat, once."

Cop: "I mean around here."

Me: "Nah - they live in water."

6 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "detour00" |
5 votes

What's E.T. short for?

So he can fit in the spaceship.

5 votes

CATEGORY Scifi Jokes
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