If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
My wife says that I spend too much time talking to random people online.
What do you guys think?
Why do husbands die before their wives?
Answer: They want to.
I have the most marvelous recipe for meatloaf...
All I have to do is mention it to my husband and he says, "Let's eat out."