marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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Lawyer: “Now, would you please tell the Jury the truth. Why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?”

Defendant: “I didn't want to wake up the children.”

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posted by "merk" |
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Honest------------ H is silent
Crumb------------ B is silent
Psychology------------ P is silent
Knee------------ K is silent
Butcher------------ T is silent
Sword------------ W is silent
Wife------------ Husband is silent

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Every time I go on vacation my wife gets pregnant...

This year I'm taking her with me!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My wife asked me why I call her 12?

Dozen cook, dozen clean, dozen do anything...

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |