marriage jokes

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Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My wife gave me an ultimatum.

It was her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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My wife has evil lessons with Satan every week...

I don’t know how much she charges.

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posted by "aod318" |
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"Push harder!" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.

"I hate you, I hate you more than I've ever hated anyone!" she screamed back at me.

Bit harsh I thought… it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital.

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posted by "aod318" |