Lawyer: “Now, would you please tell the Jury the truth. Why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?”
Defendant: “I didn't want to wake up the children.”
Honest------------ H is silent
Crumb------------ B is silent
Psychology------------ P is silent
Knee------------ K is silent
Butcher------------ T is silent
Sword------------ W is silent
Wife------------ Husband is silent
Every time I go on vacation my wife gets pregnant...
This year I'm taking her with me!
My wife asked me why I call her 12?
Dozen cook, dozen clean, dozen do anything...