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They say "Love is Blind" ....

But marriage, now THAT's a real eye opener!

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Wife: "I feel like you are always pushing me around and talking behind my back."

Husband: "Well, honey, you are in a wheelchair...."

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A man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts, "Did you find the shampoo?"

He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it says it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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John: How do you get out of doing all the chores your wife wants done?

Fred: It's simple. My motto is, 'Why put off until tomorrow what you don't have to do at all.'

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posted by "Douglas" |