marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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Husband: "It says in this article that high fructose corn syrup made me gain all this weight."

Wife: "That's ridiculous!"

Husband: "Ok, 'Ms. know it all', if high fructose corn syrup didn't make me gain weight, what did?

Wife: (drolly) "Going back for thirds!"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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My wife and I have very different body clocks. At sundown she is practically ready for bed. I, meanwhile, am a night owl.

Recently, after a long, hard workday, I announced around 8 p.m. that I was exhausted and ready to hit the sack. Suddenly my wife nearly leapt into my arms.

"Oh, honey," she purred into my ear, "I just love it when you talk early to me."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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FOR SALE BY OWNER...

Complete set of encyclopedia Britannica.
45 Volumes. Excellent condition.
$100 or best offer.
Reason for sale: No longer required.
Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Makki" |
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Wife: “Why don’t you tell your friend that the girl he is getting married to is not apt for him?”

Husband: “Leave it. I am not going to say anything.”

Wife: “Why not? After all, he is your friend!”

Husband: “He didn’t tell me anything when I was getting married.”

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Rajesh" |