marriage jokes

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The couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. An interviewer asked, "Could you please share the secret to a long marriage?"

The husband answered, "Never criticize your wife for her short-comings, or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind that it is because of her shortcomings and weaknesses that she could not find a better husband than you."

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posted by "merk" |
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Judy: I’ve made such delicious plans for a June wedding, but my boyfriend keeps postponing things.

Jane: Like what?

Judy: Like the proposal!

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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My wife's cooking is so bad...

How bad?

So bad the flies are taking up a collection to get the screen door fixed.

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posted by "DLSchopf" |
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They say that "a problem shared is a problem halved..."

I'm not too sure about that as last night I told my wife that my girlfriend was pregnant.

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posted by "Sunny Boy" |