marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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Wife: Darling, it was such a hard day. Would you tell me the three magical words that always make me so happy?

Husband: You are right.

Wife: Very funny, no, the other ones.

Husband: I was wrong.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time with her.

I decided to fix that by having a "movie night" with her.

We watched Hackers, The Net, Anti-Trust, You've Got Mail and The Matrix.

She's still mad at me.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Two women were drinking coffee and talking.

One asked, "So why are you filing for divorce?"

The second one replied, "He treats me like a dog."

The first one asked, "Oh? Does he beat you or something?"

The other said, "Worse. He expects me to be loyal to him!"

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posted by "aod318" |
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A man who apologizes when he’s wrong is called: HONEST.

A man who apologizes when he’s not sure is called: WISE.

A man who apologizes when he’s wrong is called: HUSBAND.

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posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |