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Woman Friend: "No wonder Edith won't look at you. It's your fault. You act like a slave, fawning and cringing before her. Its like you don't care to call your soul your own."

Mr. Wormley: "Don't women like that kind of thing?"

Woman Friend: "Well, not until after marriage."

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posted by "Benjones" |
4 votes

A woman in my office recently divorced after years of marriage, had signed up for a refresher CPR course.

"Is it hard to learn?" someone asked.

"Not at all," my co-worker replied. "Basically you're asked to breathe life into a dummy. I don't expect to have any problem. I did that for 12 years."

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posted by "HENNE" |
1 votes

For years my sister’s husband tried unsuccessfully to persuade her to get a hearing aid.

“How much do they cost?” she asked one day after he had pitched the idea to her again.

“They’re usually about $3000,” he said.

“Okay, well if you say something worth $3000,” she replied, “I’ll get one.”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2 votes

When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child.

It went like this: "Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.' But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, 'Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.'"

One of the women spoke up immediately. "Does she cook???"

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posted by "wadejagz" |