marriage jokes

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Janice, my sister, had been pestering her husband, a carpenter, for more than a decade to build a screen door for the kitchen.

One day, to her delight, he built and installed one in less than two hours. It was both practical and pretty. She glanced towards the front door and wistfully remarked that one would look good there, as well.

"Are you kidding?" he gasped. "You can't just whip these things up, you know. It takes ten years to build a door like this."

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posted by "merk" |
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Joan: "I'm looking for a golden anniversary gift for my husband."

Lisa: "But haven't you only been married fifteen years?"

Joan: "Yes, but it feels like fifty!"

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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A man and his wife cracked open their fortune cookies.

Hers read, “Be quiet for a little while.”

His read, “Speak while you have a chance."

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posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
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The wedding was a beautiful affair and the reception equally stunning, the guests had all settled down with drinks in hand. A prayer for the food and a toast to the young couple was requested from the 100 year old Matriarch of the family.

A beautiful prayer was then said extolling the wonderful young couple and how hopes for a long married life would follow with many blessings of children.

Next the toast was started with the traditional request to raise your glasses high, the Grandmother then started: "One is sufficient, two at the most, three I'm under the table, and four I'm under the host."

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posted by "JohnT" |