The wife told her husband, "Let's go antique shopping today. I'm feeling Victorian."
"No," he said, "let's not... I'm feeling baroque!"
Over a drink on evening the discussion turned to length of hair...
Mr. Jones: "Don't you think long hair on a man makes him look intellectual?"
Mr. Smith: "That depends. My wife found a long hair on my coat sleeve yesterday."
Marriage counselor: "Do you permit your wife to have her own way?"
Husband: "I should say not, she has it without my permission."
I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?
So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.
That did the trick.