marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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The wife told her husband, "Let's go antique shopping today. I'm feeling Victorian."

"No," he said, "let's not... I'm feeling baroque!"

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posted by "Retired Terp" |
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Over a drink on evening the discussion turned to length of hair...

Mr. Jones: "Don't you think long hair on a man makes him look intellectual?"

Mr. Smith: "That depends. My wife found a long hair on my coat sleeve yesterday."

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posted by "shirley Mc" |
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Marriage counselor: "Do you permit your wife to have her own way?"

Husband: "I should say not, she has it without my permission."

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posted by "Benjones" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?

So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.

That did the trick.

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |