Husband stepping out of the shower, "Honey, I think I'm losing weight finally!"
Wife replies, "Why's that?"
"My towel's fitting a lot looser!"
"What is so special about the new app?"
"It automatically turns off the phone whenever there is a call from the wife."
"What is it called?"
Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?
A: They got married in the spring.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her...
They got married...
And now he is going through HELL!