marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner.

So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.

He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"

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posted by "merk" |
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Sex before marriage is considered a sin...

Sex after marriage is considered a miracle!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My wife shot me with the nail gun today...

She must think I’m a stud!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Dating is like traveling on a bicycle. If you don’t like the journey, you can get off anytime.

Marriage is like traveling by airplane. Once you’re in, you can’t get off that easy.

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posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |