marriage jokes

A British man was killed by a shark while on his honeymoon in Australia.

Reports say he didn't suffer too long...

As he was only married 3 days!

A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner.

So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.

He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"

Sex before marriage is considered a sin...

Sex after marriage is considered a miracle!

My wife shot me with the nail gun today...

She must think I’m a stud!