marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
$8.00 won 11 votes

It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it...

He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in.

11 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$10.00 won 13 votes

Husband: "Now that we are married, perhaps I might venture to point out a few of your little defects."

Wife: "Don't bother, dear. I'm quite aware of them. It was those little defects that prevented me from getting a much better man than you."

13 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "maryjones" |
9 votes

Hebert was being examined by the family doctor who, after carefully examining said, "Yes, it is chronic evil which has deprived you of health and happiness."

"Shh!" cautioned Hebert. "For heaven's sake doc, speak softly as the wife is sitting in the next room."

9 votes

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posted by "Benjones" |
3 votes

When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their names by noting they were the same as those of two characters in a popular children's story.

After the services I stopped to talk to them, and as they were saying goodbye I teased,

"Be careful going up that hill! Ah, but you must get that all the time."

They smiled politely but said nothing. After they left, my husband asked, "What was that all about?"

"Jack and Jill. Up the hill. Remember?" I said.

"Yes, but what does that have to do with," he pointed to the couple, "Dick and Jane?"

3 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |