marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
6 votes

A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.

"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover."

"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too."

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
2 votes

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?"

"Absolutely not!" replied the pastor.

"In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
8 votes

"What did you buy your husband for his birthday?"

"Well, knowing he wanted a journal, I bought him one that locked since he's so particular about his notes."

"And surely you bought something for yourself too?"

"Oh, of course! I made myself a duplicate key."

8 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
2 votes

I've had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me...

The second one didn't!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |