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My sister, went to the department store to check out the bridal registry of our niece whose wedding was coming up soon. When my sister returned from the store, she tossed the gift list on a table and declared, "I think she's too young to get married."

"Why do you say that?" I asked.

"Because," she said, "they registered for Nintendo games."

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posted by "Merkv814" |
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My dad walked me down the aisle at my third wedding.

He said, “I keep giving you away... and they keep giving you back!”

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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A wife talks to her husband with a sweet voice, “You look great in that dim light. You look just like Brad Pitt.”

Lifting his eyebrows, the husband asks, “And how do you know Brad Pitt?”

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posted by "O H" |
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An aspiring young actor asked a young lady's father if he could have his daughter's hand in marriage. The father said, "I would never let my daughter marry an actor."

The actor said, "Sir, I think you may change your mind if you see me perform. Won't you at least come and see the play?"

So the father went to see the play, and the next day he called the actor, "You were right. I did change my mind. Go ahead and marry my daughter. You're no actor."

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posted by "HENNE" |