marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.

But their kids aren’t anything to look at.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet.

In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Me: *Tells joke to wife*

*Silence*

Me: *Repeats joke to wife*

Wife: “Oh no, I heard you.”

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Therapist: "I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?"

Me: "Can't say I do."

Therapist: "That's one of them!"

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |