marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, you are allowed one wish for anyone you left behind, back on earth.

St. Peter explained this to a woman who had just recently arrived, and asked what her one wish would be.

"Well, I just wish my son would get married and be happy."

"Look lady, it's just one wish; make up your mind!"

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posted by "aod318" |
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The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.

But their kids aren’t anything to look at.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet.

In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Me: *Tells joke to wife*

*Silence*

Me: *Repeats joke to wife*

Wife: “Oh no, I heard you.”

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |