marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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Husband: Honey, it looks like I'm not going to make it so I want to get something off my chest.

Wife: What is it dear?

Husband: I've been having an affair with your best friend, Julia, for the past year.

Wife: Oh yes. I know all about it.

Husband: You do!

Wife: Yes dear, Why do you think I poisoned you.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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A couple was having a discussion about family finances.

Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!"

The wife replied, "Honey, if it weren't for your money, you wouldn't be here!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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One night I woke myself up with a loud "Hello!" to someone in my dream. As the next day came and went, I thought the nocturnal outburst was mine alone to remember.

But that night, as my wife and I were getting ready for bed, she said dryly, "If you see anyone you know tonight, just wave."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A married couple are arguing back and forth about the husband's time on Facebook and Twitter.

The wife threatens, "If you continue to spend more time on Twitter and Facebook, then I will spend more time on Amazon and EBay!"

The husband goes offline immediately.

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posted by "Shenghen" |