Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?

Olive.

You've heard the song.

"Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way...

Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Me: *Tells joke to wife*

*Silence*

Me: *Repeats joke to wife*

Wife: “Oh no, I heard you.”