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Ryan Faidley

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Member Since : Feb, 2020
# of jokes posted : 60
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 179.00
$15.00 won 8 votes

At a girl's college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately.

"I want to surprise her. You see, I'm her brother."

"Oh, she'll be surprised all right," said the woman. "But think of how surprised I am, I'm her mother!"

8 votes

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$25.00 won 9 votes

Einstein finally finished his theory of relativity...

It’s about time!

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
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$8.00 won 7 votes

“I love my job,” a farmer says out loud.

A sheep replies, “Ha! All you do is boss me around all day!”

The farmer, clearly upset by this responds, “What did you just say?”

The sheep replies, “You herd me!”

7 votes

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My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.

So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria then ever!

8 votes

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