Ryan Faidley Profile

Image
 

Ryan Faidley

User Details

Member Since : Feb, 2020
# of jokes posted : 289
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 957.00
4 votes

I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from.

He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$12.00 won 4 votes
 

My neighbor was afraid to grow a fruit tree.

I told him to grow a pear.

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
1 votes

I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort.

"Sorry," I replied, "but I've been incapacitated."

Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer.

I interrupted and said, "Listen to me. I'm incapacitated. Do you know what that means?"

She hesitated. "It means your head was cut off?"

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$50.00 won 4 votes

I was scrubbing the bulkhead on the USS Kitty Hawk one Sunday morning when the loud-speaker announced, "Religious services. Maintain silence about the decks. Discontinue all unnecessary work."

An hour later, the opinion many of us held regarding our daily routine, was confirmed when the announcement rang loud and clear, "Resume all unnecessary work."

4 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |