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Ryan Faidley

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Member Since : Feb, 2020
# of jokes posted : 91
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 238.00
2 votes

Man: "Oh Guru! Why is it that when I open my eyes in bed at night, I see an aura light around my wife's head? What does it all mean spiritually?"

Guru: "She's checking your cellphone."

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$25.00 won 9 votes
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In the men's room at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- "Think!"

The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read -- "Thoap!"

9 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But Mom, I was sitting on Daddy's lap!

9 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

My wife said last night: "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game."

Unfortunately, this cost her 12 points and a bonus chance.

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |