Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?
Olive.
You've heard the song.
"Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way...
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Me: *Tells joke to wife*
*Silence*
Me: *Repeats joke to wife*
Wife: “Oh no, I heard you.”