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Ryan Faidley

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Member Since : Feb, 2020
# of jokes posted : 60
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 179.00
$12.00 won 9 votes
 

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards...

...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

9 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$5.00 won 5 votes

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past.

5 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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$25.00 won 9 votes
 

During graduate school, I tutored a football player in Psychology 101. After the session, my supervising professor asked me if I was interested in the student, since he was a good-looking athlete.

“No, I’m not,” I assured him.

“Yeah, you probably prefer men who eat quiche,” he joked.

“Actually, I prefer men who can spell quiche.”

9 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$7.00 won 8 votes

My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.

So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria then ever!

8 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |