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Ryan Faidley

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Member Since : Feb, 2020
# of jokes posted : 91
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 238.00
$12.00 won 9 votes

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But Mom, I was sitting on Daddy's lap!

9 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$12.00 won 10 votes
 

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards...

...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

10 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past.

5 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$25.00 won 9 votes
 

During graduate school, I tutored a football player in Psychology 101. After the session, my supervising professor asked me if I was interested in the student, since he was a good-looking athlete.

“No, I’m not,” I assured him.

“Yeah, you probably prefer men who eat quiche,” he joked.

“Actually, I prefer men who can spell quiche.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |