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Ryan Faidley

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Member Since : Feb, 2020
# of jokes posted : 142
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 445.00
$50.00 won 8 votes

A young lawyer is working late one night when his door opens and in walks Satan himself.

“I have an offer,” says Satan. “If you give me your soul and the soul of everyone in your family, I’ll make you a full partner in your firm.”

The lawyer stares icily at the devil for a full minute before demanding, “So what’s the catch?”

8 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But Mom, I was sitting on Daddy's lap!

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$12.00 won 10 votes
 

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards...

...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

10 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past.

5 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |