My wife drew a stick figure of her and I on my breakfast napkin.
She then wrote "I love you" on it.
Guys, whatever you do, if you receive a sweet sentiment like this don't tape it to the fridge!
Most men are like bank accounts...
When they don't have a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Gary the Cactus will never find true love.
Female Cactus: "Gary, you need to quit being selfish. We’re cact-us."
Gary the Cactus: "Actually we’re cact-i."
The pretty lady at the DMV recommended to me that I sign up to be an organ donor....
That's when I realized she was a girl after my own heart!