love jokes

Category: "Love Jokes"
3 votes

The boyfriend calls his girlfriend and says, "Hi, hon, are you good with your heart transplant tomorrow?"

"Oh, I'm a bit frightened, but confident," she answers.

"You know, I love you, and I'm sure everything is gonna be fine," he adds.

"I love you too!" she says and hangs up.

After a successful surgery, she wakes up and when she sees her father beside her, she inquires, "Where's my boyfriend?"

"Whose heart do you think is in your body now?" asks her dad.

"NOOOO!!!" she exclaims.

"Calm down," said her father, "this was just to test your new heart. He just went to the restroom..."

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posted by "Tony Silva" |
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"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day.

"Mmm hmm," replied Dave.

"Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?"

"Mmm hmm."

"Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"

"Mmm hmm."

"Oh Dave," gushed Becky, "you say the most beautiful things!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
1 votes

My wife drew a stick figure of her and I on my breakfast napkin.

She then wrote "I love you" on it.

Guys, whatever you do, if you receive a sweet sentiment like this don't tape it to the fridge!

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posted by "Marty" |
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Most men are like bank accounts...

When they don't have a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

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posted by "Douglas" |