love jokes

Category: "Love Jokes"
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Michelle: I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why?

Irina: It's just that my feelings toward him weren't the same any more.

Michelle: Are you returning the ring?

Irina: No way! My feelings toward the ring haven't changed one bit!

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?

That's common sense leaving your body.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
3 votes

The boyfriend calls his girlfriend and says, "Hi, hon, are you good with your heart transplant tomorrow?"

"Oh, I'm a bit frightened, but confident," she answers.

"You know, I love you, and I'm sure everything is gonna be fine," he adds.

"I love you too!" she says and hangs up.

After a successful surgery, she wakes up and when she sees her father beside her, she inquires, "Where's my boyfriend?"

"Whose heart do you think is in your body now?" asks her dad.

"NOOOO!!!" she exclaims.

"Calm down," said her father, "this was just to test your new heart. He just went to the restroom..."

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posted by "Tony Silva" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day.

"Mmm hmm," replied Dave.

"Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?"

"Mmm hmm."

"Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"

"Mmm hmm."

"Oh Dave," gushed Becky, "you say the most beautiful things!"

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "HENNE" |