love jokes

Category: "Love Jokes"
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A man stops by his local florist shop to buy flowers for his new girlfriend. He asks the proprietor, "You know the expression, 'You should say it with flowers'?"

"How about three dozen of my finest roses?" the florist asks.

"Make it a half dozen roses," the man answers. "I'm a man of few words."

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "barber7796" |
3 votes

The young man was on his first date with the new girl. Things were going well. As they rode along in his new car, she turned to him and shyly asked, “Would you like to see where I was operated on?”

The young man gulped and said, “Why, sure.”

”Okay, ” said the girl. ”We’re passing the hospital now.”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Father: The man who marries my daughter gets a prize.

Suitor: Can I see the prize first?

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Two Martians landed on a corner traffic light.

“I saw her first,” one said.

“So what?” the other Martian replied. “I’m the one she winked at.”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |