love jokes

Category: "Love Jokes"
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My wife drew a stick figure of her and I on my breakfast napkin.

She then wrote "I love you" on it.

Guys, whatever you do, if you receive a sweet sentiment like this don't tape it to the fridge!

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posted by "Marty" |
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Most men are like bank accounts...

When they don't have a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Gary the Cactus will never find true love.

Female Cactus: "Gary, you need to quit being selfish. We’re cact-us."

Gary the Cactus: "Actually we’re cact-i."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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The pretty lady at the DMV recommended to me that I sign up to be an organ donor....

That's when I realized she was a girl after my own heart!

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posted by "lilsteve" |