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Pshark1998

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 72
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Location: United States
won: $ 16.00
3 votes

"Those are fighting words where I come from!"

"Well, then why don't you fight?!?!"

"Cause I ain't where I come from!"

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A couple of guys were discussing the latest play showing in the theater.

"I saw the first act, but not the second."

"Why not?"

"I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program that the second act was two years later."

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"Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye and she had to go to the doctor. It cost me fifty dollars."

"That's nothing, last week a fur got in my wife's eye and it cost me five hundred dollars."

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After a round of golf two guys, one a newlywed, were at the 19th hole talking about the recent marriage.

First golfer: "You say you are your wife's third husband?"

Newlywed: "No, I am her fourth husband."

First golfer: "Heavens man, you are not a husband, you are a habit."

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