money jokes
Favorite this joke Joe: "Your father is so stingy he looks over the top of his glasses to keep them from wearing out."
Jack: "He's not stingy. He's just economical."
Joe: "He's so economical he hasn't spent over$100 dollars over the last five years."
Jack: "That's not so economical. My brother is more economical than that. But he'll be out next Monday."
I started out with nothing...
And I still have most of it.
I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400. I said, "I'd like large bills, please."
She looked at me, confused, and said, "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
6th Place
won
$9.00
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
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