money jokes

Category: "Money Jokes"
5 votes

Him: "Since Mr. Wilson has lost his money, half his friends don't know him anymore."

Her: "And the other half?"

Him: "They don't know yet that he's lost his money."

5 votes

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posted by "Everleigh" |
3 votes

A customer walked up to my bank window and asked me to cash a check.

“Of course,” I said. “But I’ll need to see ID.”

She dug though her purse and handed me a snapshot.

“That’s me in the middle,” she said.

3 votes

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.

There was a big sign posted... "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I had a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

4 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "merk" |
$5.00 won 6 votes

An accountant got out of bed one morning and complained that he had not slept a wink.

“Why didn’t you count sheep?” his wife asked.

“I did, and that’s what got me into trouble,” the accountant replied. “I made a mistake the first hour, and it took until this morning to correct it.”

6 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |