money jokes

Category: "Money Jokes"
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Humpty: I want to paint my bicycle but i don't have money to buy the paint!

Dumpty: Once when i needed money i sold my watch. Why don't you sell your watch and get the money?

Humpty: No, not my watch! It belonged to my grandfather. But you have given me an idea.

The Next Day...

Humpty: I got the paint!

Dumpty: Then why are you looking so unhappy? Don't tell me you sold your watch!

Humpty: No, not the watch.

Dumpty: Then what did you sell?

Humpty: The bicycle!

25 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
3 votes

Bob: "Do you think change is hard?"

Ray: "I sure do! Have you ever tried to bend a quarter?"

3 votes

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes

What's the difference between an old dime and a new nickel?

Five cents.

2 votes

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$7.00 won 2 votes
 

Joe and I were in the Men's Room when Joe happened to notice a dime at the bottom of one of the toilets. He promptly took out a silver dollar and tossed it into the same toilet, then reached in and fetched both coins.

"Why on earth did you do that?" I asked him.

Joe drawled,"I ain't stickin' my hand in the toilet for no dime!"

2 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Tomaso" |