money jokes

Category: "Money Jokes"
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Two friends are chatting...

"I will give one million dollars to the person who will fulfill my wish."

"What is your wish?"

"That somebody would give me two million dollars."

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posted by "Ashok M Khanna" |
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Two young lady friends hadn't seen each other in a long time and decided to meet for lunch. Their conversation got around to their respective love lives.

Marcy confessed there really wasn't anyone in her life at the moment. Heather started smiling like crazy when talking about her new beau. "He's perfect. He's so sweet. Then last night he said those four little words I've been waiting to hear."

"What? He asked you to marry him?" Marcy asked.

Heather said, "No, he said 'put your money away.'"

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posted by "Dansei59" |
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Why do Pirate's bury treasure?

Because banks won't deal with people who are better at stealing than they are.

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posted by "CMatthewC" |
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They really should stock ATM’s better.

I went to 5 different ones today and they all said insufficient funds.

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posted by "Egbert" |