money jokes

Category: "Money Jokes"
1 votes

Why do Pirate's bury treasure?

Because banks won't deal with people who are better at stealing than they are.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "CMatthewC" |
3 votes

They really should stock ATM’s better.

I went to 5 different ones today and they all said insufficient funds.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Egbert" |
2 votes

A young miss was pacing through her living room waiting for her new beau to arrive. Just then a young man driving a brand new red Corvette was parking in front of the house.

The girl's father glanced out the window at the same time. His chin dropped two feet and his pupils doubled in size. He turned to his daughter and asked, "What does your boyfriend do?"

She replied, "He inherits."

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Ed ORorke" |
6 votes

Debt will stay with you if you can't BUDGE-IT!

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |