money jokes

Category: "Money Jokes"
21 votes

Mom always said, "Money Doesn't Grow On Trees!"

But if money is made from paper and paper comes from trees, then isn't she wrong?

21 votes

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posted by "ayush" |
3 votes

I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my pay stub...

Not only did they immediately remove the malware from my system, but they also put some money into my account.

3 votes

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posted by "keechu" |
4 votes

Always borrow money from a pessimist...

...they never expect it back!

4 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 11 votes

I am so broke, I had to put my nervous breakdown on layaway.

11 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "shopin55" |