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Favorite this joke Why do Pirate's bury treasure?
Because banks won't deal with people who are better at stealing than they are.
They really should stock ATM’s better.
I went to 5 different ones today and they all said insufficient funds.
A young miss was pacing through her living room waiting for her new beau to arrive. Just then a young man driving a brand new red Corvette was parking in front of the house.
The girl's father glanced out the window at the same time. His chin dropped two feet and his pupils doubled in size. He turned to his daughter and asked, "What does your boyfriend do?"
She replied, "He inherits."
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