money jokes

Category: "Money Jokes"
2 votes

Money can buy a house, but not a home.
Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.
Money can buy a clock, but not time.
Money can buy a book, but not knowledge.

Money can buy food, but not an appetite.
Money can buy position, but not respect.
Money can buy blood, but not life.
Money can buy insurance, but not safety.

You see, money is not everything!
Therefore, if you have too much money, please send it to me.

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posted by "HENNE" |
7 votes

What did the quarter say to the penny?

You don’t make much cents.

7 votes

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes

Why did the bank manager quit his job?

Because he lost interest.

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posted by "Cavin" |
$25.00 won 15 votes
 

Mother: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?"

Son: "Well, you said that the money was for lunch!"

15 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |