60 may be the new 40...
But the $100 dollar bill is the new $20 dollar bill.
Heard a woman in Target ask her kid, "Is that a smart choice to make with your money?"
Now I'm wishing she would follow me around the store, too.
Money doesn't buy happiness?
Well, it does buy a jet ski.
Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?
A man asked me for a dollar.
I told him I only carry big bills.
He said give him one of those.
So I gave him my electric bill.