money jokes

Category: "Money Jokes"
1 votes

Joe: "Your father is so stingy he looks over the top of his glasses to keep them from wearing out."

Jack: "He's not stingy. He's just economical."

Joe: "He's so economical he hasn't spent over$100 dollars over the last five years."

Jack: "That's not so economical. My brother is more economical than that. But he'll be out next Monday."

1 votes

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posted by "Benjones" |
6 votes

I started out with nothing...

And I still have most of it.

6 votes

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posted by "ReadyOnOff" |
$9.00 won 11 votes

I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400. I said, "I'd like large bills, please."

She looked at me, confused, and said, "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."

11 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
3 votes

How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.

3 votes

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |