money jokes

Category: "Money Jokes"
$7.00 won 6 votes

The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple.

If you use the short form, the government gets your money.

If you use the long form, the tax advisor gets your money.

6 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "merk" |
9 votes

"You are a cheat!" roared the angry card player.

"I am not," responded the accused.

"You certainly are," insisted the first man. "I know for sure that I never dealt you that ace!"

9 votes

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posted by "Egbert" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

You 'put your two cents in'...

But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'...

What's the deal, where's that extra penny going to?

3 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

"Mr. Jones," began the timid looking young man, "May I... um... can I... what I mean is, will you...."

"Why yes my boy, you have my blessing," smiled the girl's father.

The young man gasped. "What's that? I have your what?" he asked.

"My blessing to marry my daughter of course," replied Jones. "That's what you mean isn't it, you want to marry her don't you?"

"Why no," said the young man. "I just wanted to know if you could lend me $50.00?"

"Certainly not!" said Jones, sharply. "Why I hardly know you!"

4 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |