Humpty: I want to paint my bicycle but i don't have money to buy the paint!
Dumpty: Once when i needed money i sold my watch. Why don't you sell your watch and get the money?
Humpty: No, not my watch! It belonged to my grandfather. But you have given me an idea.
The Next Day...
Humpty: I got the paint!
Dumpty: Then why are you looking so unhappy? Don't tell me you sold your watch!
Humpty: No, not the watch.
Dumpty: Then what did you sell?
Humpty: The bicycle!
Joe and I were in the Men's Room when Joe happened to notice a dime at the bottom of one of the toilets. He promptly took out a silver dollar and tossed it into the same toilet, then reached in and fetched both coins.
"Why on earth did you do that?" I asked him.
Joe drawled,"I ain't stickin' my hand in the toilet for no dime!"