money jokes

Category: "Money Jokes"
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I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my pay stub...

Not only did they immediately remove the malware from my system, but they also put some money into my account.

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posted by "keechu" |
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Always borrow money from a pessimist...

...they never expect it back!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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I am so broke, I had to put my nervous breakdown on layaway.

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posted by "shopin55" |
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A man was very excited when he saw the text message on his phone, “Salary credited to your bank account." Jumping for joy, he rushed towards his car to go out shopping. As soon he opened the door of the car, he received another message, “Car loan debited from bank account."

He closed the door of the car and decided to take a taxi. As he halted a taxi, he got another message, “Credit card payment made.” He changed his mind again and started walking towards a local mall. As he entered the mall, he got yet another text, “Please maintain minimum balance in your bank account.”

He turned around and started walking back home.

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posted by "Shenghen" |
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