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A man was very excited when he saw the text message on his phone, “Salary credited to your bank account." Jumping for joy, he rushed towards his car to go out shopping. As soon he opened the door of the car, he received another message, “Car loan debited from bank account."

He closed the door of the car and decided to take a taxi. As he halted a taxi, he got another message, “Credit card payment made.” He changed his mind again and started walking towards a local mall. As he entered the mall, he got yet another text, “Please maintain minimum balance in your bank account.”

He turned around and started walking back home.

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

It had more cents.

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A dollar may not go as far as it used to, but what it lacks in distance, it makes up for in speed.

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I was invited to this indoor wedding over the weekend. When I reached the hotel venue, I found two doors. One said, 'Bride relatives' and the other said, 'Groom relatives'.

"Hmmm, interesting," I said to myself as I entered the door marked Groom relatives. I then found two more doors. One said 'Ladies' and the other said, 'Men'.

I started laughing out loud as I entered the ladies door and found two more doors written, 'People with gifts' and 'People without gifts'.

I entered the people without gifts door... I found myself outside of the hotel.

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posted by "Lee Watts" |
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