money jokes

Why did the bank manager quit his job?

Because he lost interest.

Miser to son: "Son, how much did it cost when you took your girlfriend to dinner yesterday?"

Son: "Dad, it was only $25.00."

Dad: "Oh, that’s not too bad."

Son: "It would've been more, but that was all the money she had on her."

A last-minute filer walked into our state income tax office and handed me his returns. Just as he did, a peal of laughter could be heard in another room.

Glaring at me, he grumbled, “What are they doing back there, counting the money?”