money jokes
Favorite this joke You hear about the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?
He was giving out bad scents!
I received a call from a gentleman that indicated he had stolen my ID...
He said he was RETURNING it because my credit was soooooo bad.
You know a mother once told her ambitious wall street son, "Money will not make you happy."
"That's true mom, but it will make you miserable in a better environment."
Before my son could start going on job interviews, he needed to dress the part. That, he decided, required a $500 suit.
"What!?" I answered, gagging at the price tag. "I’ve bought cars for $500!"
"That’s why I want the $500 suit," he said. "So I don’t have to drive $500 cars."
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