The hardest thing about riding a horse....
Is hitting the ground!
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Why does the milk stool only have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
How to survive the coldest winter days:
1) Get dressed
2) Walk outside
3) Turn around
4) Return to inside
5) GET BACK IN BED!
I feel safe sharing secrets with my husband, as I know he will not share them with anyone.
How can I be so sure?
Because he never listens to me.