One of my employees who was deeply involved in finishing a report for the upcoming board meeting received a call from his wife that had good news and bad news.
Because of the deadline he asked if she could just give him the good news. The wife replied "Okay, the good news is that the air bags work."
My second grade announced at the dinner table that after school a boy in her class had kissed her.
Trying to stay cool her mother asked, "How did that happen?"
Our daughter said, "It wasn't easy, I needed three other girls to help hold him on the ground."