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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 63
# of followers : 12
# of following: 8
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 294.00
6 votes

I was choking on carrots and all I could think of was, "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
8 votes

The chicken wanted to go out on a Saturday night but could not find a sitter.

What do they do with the kids?

They decided to CARTON them around.

8 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
$25.00 won 10 votes

I didn't realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system said:

"IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT."

10 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$12.00 won 11 votes

After crossing the road, the chicken goes up to James Bond and asks him, "What's your name?"

"Bond, James Bond. What is yours?"

"Ken, Chick Ken."

11 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "barber7796" |