Why do people way up north wash their laundry IN TIDE?
Because it's too cold OUT TIDE!
Why does a room full of married people look so empty?
Because there's not a single person in it.
The president is packing for a trip to Japan and being aware of the custom of removing ones shoes before entering the home, he ask his staff to procure a pair of loafers.
The day of the trip, two congressmen showed up ready to go.
My neighbor shaves 15-20 times a day...
No, he's not crazy... he's just a barber.