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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 742
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 3023.00
5 votes

Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time.

"Oh mother," she cried out upon returning home, "what do you think I saw today?"

"I can't imagine, dear, what?"

"A lady had twins, and a spare!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Baby Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

As he stood at the bar for the first time with his son the proud father said, "Now is as good of time to talk about some of the facts of life. Remember. a man that drinks beyond his capacity is no gentleman. To enjoy life you must observe a happy medium. Have a drink occasionally, but never, never, never get drunk."

"Yes sir," replied his dutiful son, "but how am I to know when I am drunk?"

"Well, you see those two men over there in the corner?" said the father. "If you were to see four men, you'd know you were drunk."

"Dad, let me have the keys," grinned the son. "There's only one guy over there."

10 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

A man is on trial for stealing an overcoat. The judge went straight to the point. "Did you steal this man's overcoat?" he demanded.

"No sir," the defendant replied, with a grin. "I was just playing joke on him."

"And where did you take the coat?" asked the judge.

"I removed it from the coat rack in the restaurant and carried it home with me."

"Guilty," snapped the judge.

"Guilty! Guilty of what?" asked the defendant.

"Guilty of carrying a joke too far!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Judge Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
2 votes

The prizefighter and the lady, out on a blind date, were dining at a Broadway night club.

"You have such shell like ears, so thin and delicate, but..." he added teasing, "that's an indication of a weak character, isn't it?"

"I don't know about that," she came back, "but I do know that thick ears are a sign of a weak defense."

2 votes

posted by "barber7796" |