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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 71
# of followers : 16
# of following: 44
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 346.00
5 votes

Valentine Day sign at the local produce store:

I love you... from my head TO-MA-TOES!

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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more. It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.  The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow... Freeze a jolly good fellow..."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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If you feel the need to build an ARK because of all the rain, just contact me...

I NOAH guy!

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

As the herd of cows were traveling, one of them was falling behind.

She shouted out to the others that she could not run any faster.

She shouted, "Slow down, my calves are killing me!"

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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