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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 67
# of followers : 16
# of following: 44
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 328.00
$25.00 won 11 votes

I didn't realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system said:

"IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT."

11 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$6.00 won 7 votes

How many PHILOSOPHERS does it take to change a light bulb?

TWO: One to argue it's not dark. The other to argue that true light is impossible.

7 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$6.00 won 9 votes

The hardest thing about riding a horse....

Is hitting the ground!

9 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

As a senior citizen on a fixed income I realize that the days of cheap cell phones are over...

Now, if I fall and hear a crack, I am hoping it's my leg and not my cell phone.

5 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "barber7796" |