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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 742
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 3023.00
$50.00 won 9 votes
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My second grade announced at the dinner table that after school a boy in her class had kissed her.

Trying to stay cool her mother asked, "How did that happen?"

Our daughter said, "It wasn't easy, I needed three other girls to help hold him on the ground."

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$50.00 won 9 votes

I was mailing a letter at my local post office when I noticed my not so bright neighbor talking into an envelope.

I ask her what she was doing?

She replied, without missing a beat, "Sending voicemail... "

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Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?"

The other replies, "Yes, it's these darn wicker chairs!"

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$25.00 won 8 votes

I didn't realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system said:

"IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT."

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