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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 53
# of followers : 9
# of following: 19
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 195.00
$6.00 won 9 votes

The hardest thing about riding a horse....

Is hitting the ground!

9 votes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

As a senior citizen on a fixed income I realize that the days of cheap cell phones are over...

Now, if I fall and hear a crack, I am hoping it's my leg and not my cell phone.

5 votes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

My credit is so bad, I received a credit card offer that was PRE-DECLINED.

5 votes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

Following my diet plan for tonight, I had a salad that had lots of croutons and tomatoes.

Actually, I only had one big round crouton, covered with tomato sauce and cheese.

Fine, maybe I had a pizza.

Ok, I confess, I ate a whole pizza!

2 votes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "barber7796" |