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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 373
# of followers : 25
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
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$50.00 won 11 votes
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My second grade announced at the dinner table that after school a boy in her class had kissed her.

Trying to stay cool her mother asked, "How did that happen?"

Our daughter said, "It wasn't easy, I needed three other girls to help hold him on the ground."

11 votes

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I was mailing a letter at my local post office when I noticed my not so bright neighbor talking into an envelope.

I ask her what she was doing?

She replied, without missing a beat, "Sending voicemail... "

12 votes

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I didn't realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system said:

"IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT."

10 votes

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How many PHILOSOPHERS does it take to change a light bulb?

TWO: One to argue it's not dark. The other to argue that true light is impossible.

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