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Out to lunch! If not back by five, out for dinner!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A man got in line at the DMV and a worker told him, "Sir, you need to take a number before you get in line."

The man asked, "What number we at?"

The worker replied, "We're on number six."

The man said, "Alright, I'll take seven."

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Dave irritated everyone in our office. Whether it was the tone of his voice or his condescending attitude, we all steered clear.

He must have suspected he was annoying because he asked a co-worker, "Why does everybody take an instant dislike to me?"

Larry responded, "It saves time."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I was always told that in some jobs no matter what you do to progress a glass ceiling may be in the way...

I was so concerned by this that on my first day I took along a catapult!

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posted by "MrChris1982" |