office jokes

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6 votes

Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was unacceptable and that other employees had noticed that she was walking in late every day. After listening to my complaints, she agreed that this was a problem and even offered a solution.

"Is there another door I could use?"

6 votes

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posted by "Heaven" |
4 votes

The personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex. The personnel office sent this reply...

"Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one broken down by age or sex. However, we have a few alcoholics."

4 votes

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posted by "outward" |
5 votes

An 8 year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take your kid to work Day'.

As they walked round the office she started crying and getting cranky.

Her father asked what was wrong.

As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"

5 votes

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posted by "chocco" |
2 votes

Irritated Boss: "Can't you hear that the phone is ringing? You must answer the telephone!"

New Secretary: "All right, but it seems so silly. Nine times out of ten, it's for you."

2 votes

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posted by "wadejagz" |