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One of the most popular questions asked at our family restaurant is, “What’s good tonight?”

Now, we would never serve anything we didn’t think was good. So I braced myself one Saturday night when I heard the dreaded question posed to my husband.

He calmly replied, “Anything over $17.95.”

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posted by "srg" |
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“Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Smith was always tired. After a while, he became known in the office for dozing off at his desk, sometimes even several times a day. Granted, he had a good reason. His wife had just had twins and he didn't get much sleep at home. But his boss was having none of it. He told Smith that if he was caught sleeping on the job one more time, he would be fired.

That same week, the boss decided to make a surprise visit at Smith's desk, to see if the situation had improved. You can imagine what happened next, he found Smith asleep.

But Smith was a quick thinker. He woke up just in time, remained in his position and calmly delivered the following line that saved his job: "... and I especially thank you for my excellent boss. Amen."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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I phoned a local restaurant to ask if it was on the north or south side of the Main Street.

The person on the other end answered, “That depends on which direction you’re coming from.”

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posted by "sravanthi" |