Irritated Boss: "Can't you hear that the phone is ringing? You must answer the telephone!"
New Secretary: "All right, but it seems so silly. Nine times out of ten, it's for you."
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
Out to lunch! If not back by five, out for dinner!
A man got in line at the DMV and a worker told him, "Sir, you need to take a number before you get in line."
The man asked, "What number we at?"
The worker replied, "We're on number six."
The man said, "Alright, I'll take seven."