Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
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A man got in line at the DMV and a worker told him, "Sir, you need to take a number before you get in line."
The man asked, "What number we at?"
The worker replied, "We're on number six."
The man said, "Alright, I'll take seven."
Dave irritated everyone in our office. Whether it was the tone of his voice or his condescending attitude, we all steered clear.
He must have suspected he was annoying because he asked a co-worker, "Why does everybody take an instant dislike to me?"
Larry responded, "It saves time."