A man goes to a job interview. His resume was fantastic and his qualities was perfect for the company. The interviewers were impressed.
"You are a strong candidate, and we would like to hire you. However, there's this 5 years gap in your resume. What were you doing during that time?"
"I went to Yale"
"Wow great! You're hired"
"Yay, I got a yob!"
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all his applications & said, "We have an opening for people like you."
"Oh, great," the man said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!"
During an Interview the Employer asked the Candidate
Employer : 'How long did u work during your last job?
Candidate : 30 years.
Employer : What's your age?
Candidate : 20 years.
The Employer was surprised and asked the candidate that how it is possible that you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years.
Candidate : Overtime.