office jokes

Category: "Office Jokes"
$9.00 won 11 votes

Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse enters and tells the first man, "Congratulations, you're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence," the man says. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

A little later, the nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets."

"That's really an incredible coincidence," he answers. "I work for the 3M Corporation."

An hour later, the nurse tells the third man that his wife has just given birth to quadruplets. The man says, "I don't believe it! I work for the Four Seasons. What a coincidence."

After hearing this, everyone's attention turns to the fourth guy who has just fainted. He slowly regains consciousness and whispers, "I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers."

11 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "tweetyr" |
$8.00 won 6 votes
 

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, “Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”

6 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "virgogal" |
0 votes

Male job interviewer: "Last name?"
Attractive blonde interviewee: "Pelling... P...E...L...L...I...N...G..."
Interviewer: "Marital status ?"
Interviewee: "Single, no kids."
Interviewer, after pausing to 'check her out', asks: "Are you purposely miss-spelling?"

0 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
posted by "rvsmithif2bs" |
0 votes

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

0 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
posted by "srinu" |