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Rajesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 12
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 226.00
9 votes

In a class room exam, John was peeping into the answer sheet of his neighbor.

The teacher shouted, “No cheating John!”

John replied, “I am not cheating. I am copying. There is a difference!”

9 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "Rajesh" |
$8.00 won 6 votes

A kid was a very good painter. Once a neighbor broker her nails while trying to pick-up a $100 bill lying on the ground because it looked so real.

She called the kid’s father and complained about the kid. The father said, “That’s nothing. My son drew a switch on the power socket yesterday and now I am in the hospital.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$10.00 won 6 votes
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A man was very excited when he saw the text message on his phone, “Salary credited to your bank account." Jumping for joy, he rushed towards his car to go out shopping. As soon he opened the door of the car, he received another message, “Car loan debited from bank account."

He closed the door of the car and decided to take a taxi. As he halted a taxi, he got another message, “Credit card payment made.” He changed his mind again and started walking towards a local mall. As he entered the mall, he got yet another text, “Please maintain minimum balance in your bank account.”

He turned around and started walking back home.

6 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

A public speaker could not believe his eyes when he saw just one man among the audience.

Nevertheless, he decided to go ahead with his speech. He asked him the reason for coming attending his speech.

The man replied, “It’s a hot day out there. The air conditioning is pretty good in here.”

6 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Rajesh" |