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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 104
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1153.00
3 votes

Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

3 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Shenghen" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a racehorse.

Doctor: Take one of these pills every 4 laps.

5 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

Me: Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!

Doctor: Well tell her to come in.

Me: I cant! She doesn't stop at this floor.

9 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 11 votes

Dietitian: Did you follow the course that I have given you 4 weeks ago?

Client: Yes, of course!

Dietitian: So did you lose at least 4lbs ?

Client: No! I lost 4 weeks!

11 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |