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Rajesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 16
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 269.00
$8.00 won 7 votes

A boy says to his friend, "Today my test results are out and my dad is at home. If I fail in one subject, text me saying ‘good morning to you’. If I fail in two, text me ‘Good morning to you and to your dad.’"

His friend agreed. Minutes later the boy gets a text from his friend. “Good morning to you and to your family and to your neighbors also!"

7 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$7.00 won 10 votes

Wife: “Why don’t you tell your friend that the girl he is getting married to is not apt for him?”

Husband: “Leave it. I am not going to say anything.”

Wife: “Why not? After all, he is your friend!”

Husband: “He didn’t tell me anything when I was getting married.”

10 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$12.00 won 12 votes

A husband and wife are sitting on the couch. After a long day at work, they are both just resting and relaxing as they watch a tv show.

Husband: "I am feeling thirsty. Can you please get me some water?"

Wife: "Shall I also get you some pizza as well?"

Husband: "Oh wow! That‘d be great, my mouth is already watering."

Wife: "Good, that means you don't need the water anymore then."

12 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$9.00 won 13 votes

Doctor: "I have your MRI results."

Patient: "Is my brain functioning normal?"

Doctor: "No. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.

13 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Rajesh" |