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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 30
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 490.00
6 votes

The Law of Equality states:

The time taken by a wife when she says "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" is exactly equal to the to the time taken by husband when he says "I'll call you in 5 mins."

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 13 votes

Me: "Oh God, please save me!"

God: "Would you prefer as a JPEG file or a PDF file?"

13 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$25.00 won 22 votes
 

Friend: "You shouldn't be gambling. One day you may win but you will lose the next day. The following day you may win again but the very next day you may lose."

Me: "Oh, I hear you! But don't worry, I will not be gambling daily... only on alternate days!"

22 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$9.00 won 9 votes

A scientist wanted to understand the science of marriage.

So he got married.

Now he forgot what science is all about.

9 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |