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Rajesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 8
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 108.00
$9.00 won 9 votes

Wife: "You remember when you bought me this blue dress?"

Husband: "I don't remember."

Wife: "It was on my birthday! And this red gown?"

Husband: "On your birthday?"

Wife: "No... on our anniversary! Don't you remember?"

Husband: "Honey, I'm not good at remembering colors or dresses. I better at remembering prices, those I remember very well!"

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$10.00 won 16 votes

Man: What, according to you, is Philosophy?

Friend: Philosophy are the ideas that act as guides for the best ways to live.

Man: So do you follow them?

Friend: No. I want everyone else to follow.

16 votes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$7.00 won 9 votes

Son: "Dad, aren't you getting ready to office today?"

Dad: "I am working from home today. Get ready soon otherwise you will be late to school."

Son: "Dad, I am not going to school today."

Dad: "Why?"

Son: "I am studying from home today."

9 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$50.00 won 13 votes

A kid asked his mother, “Mom, can you buy me those two toys that we had seen at the store the other day?”

His mother replied, “I will buy you one of them. One is enough to keep you busy at playtime.”

Later that day, the kid started doing his homework. The mother said, “Remember that you have two activities as homework today.”

The kid replied, “I will do one of them. One is enough to keep me busy at study time.”

13 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Rajesh" |