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Rajesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 16
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 269.00
$9.00 won 13 votes

Doctor: "I have your MRI results."

Patient: "Is my brain functioning normal?"

Doctor: "No. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.

13 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$7.00 won 7 votes
 

In a class room exam, John was peeping into the answer sheet of his neighbor.

The teacher shouted, “No cheating John!”

John replied, “I am not cheating. I am copying. There is a difference!”

7 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$9.00 won 4 votes

Wife: "You remember when you bought me this blue dress?"

Husband: "I don't remember."

Wife: "It was on my birthday! And this red gown?"

Husband: "On your birthday?"

Wife: "No... on our anniversary! Don't you remember?"

Husband: "Honey, I'm not good at remembering colors or dresses. I better at remembering prices, those I remember very well!"

4 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: “What is the difference between ‘Tea’ and ‘Tee’?

Student: "The first one is a drink and the second is an incorrect spelling."

6 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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