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Rajesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 21
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 348.00
$9.00 won 13 votes

Doctor: "I have your MRI results."

Patient: "Is my brain functioning normal?"

Doctor: "No. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.

13 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$7.00 won 7 votes
 

In a class room exam, John was peeping into the answer sheet of his neighbor.

The teacher shouted, “No cheating John!”

John replied, “I am not cheating. I am copying. There is a difference!”

7 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$50.00 won 26 votes

Tom to his mom: "Mom, please tell me a story?"

Mom: "Sorry, honey, I don't have any new stories to tell. But you should ask your dad why he was late coming home today. He will then tell you some amazing stories."

26 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$9.00 won 4 votes

Wife: "You remember when you bought me this blue dress?"

Husband: "I don't remember."

Wife: "It was on my birthday! And this red gown?"

Husband: "On your birthday?"

Wife: "No... on our anniversary! Don't you remember?"

Husband: "Honey, I'm not good at remembering colors or dresses. I better at remembering prices, those I remember very well!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Rajesh" |