Wife: "You remember when you bought me this blue dress?"
Husband: "I don't remember."
Wife: "It was on my birthday! And this red gown?"
Husband: "On your birthday?"
Wife: "No... on our anniversary! Don't you remember?"
Husband: "Honey, I'm not good at remembering colors or dresses. I better at remembering prices, those I remember very well!"
Son: "Dad, aren't you getting ready to office today?"
Dad: "I am working from home today. Get ready soon otherwise you will be late to school."
Son: "Dad, I am not going to school today."
Son: "I am studying from home today."