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Rajesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 12
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 226.00
$9.00 won 4 votes

Wife: "You remember when you bought me this blue dress?"

Husband: "I don't remember."

Wife: "It was on my birthday! And this red gown?"

Husband: "On your birthday?"

Wife: "No... on our anniversary! Don't you remember?"

Husband: "Honey, I'm not good at remembering colors or dresses. I better at remembering prices, those I remember very well!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: “What is the difference between ‘Tea’ and ‘Tee’?

Student: "The first one is a drink and the second is an incorrect spelling."

6 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

Man: What, according to you, is Philosophy?

Friend: Philosophy are the ideas that act as guides for the best ways to live.

Man: So do you follow them?

Friend: No. I want everyone else to follow.

8 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Rajesh" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

Son: "Dad, aren't you getting ready to office today?"

Dad: "I am working from home today. Get ready soon otherwise you will be late to school."

Son: "Dad, I am not going to school today."

Dad: "Why?"

Son: "I am studying from home today."

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Rajesh" |