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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 551.00
$9.00 won 13 votes

Doctor: "I have your MRI results."

Patient: "Is my brain functioning normal?"

Doctor: "No. Half your brain is clogged with usernames and the other half is clogged with passwords.

13 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 26 votes

Wife: "Last night I had a dream that you bought me a pearl necklace."

Husband: "Wow, that's great! Tonight when you go to sleep, you can put it on."

26 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$7.00 won 7 votes
 

In a class room exam, John was peeping into the answer sheet of his neighbor.

The teacher shouted, “No cheating John!”

John replied, “I am not cheating. I am copying. There is a difference!”

7 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$25.00 won 22 votes
 

Friend: "You shouldn't be gambling. One day you may win but you will lose the next day. The following day you may win again but the very next day you may lose."

Me: "Oh, I hear you! But don't worry, I will not be gambling daily... only on alternate days!"

22 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Shenghen" |