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What did the mother worm say to her son when he was late for dinner?

"Where IN Earth have you been?!?!"

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How did the girl break up with tractor salesman?

She sent him a John Deere letter.

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What kinda of egg did the bad chicken lay?

A DEVILED EGG!

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posted by "Lumbergranny " |
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On the farm where I was raised, home canning was a big thing. Most folks had a garden and ate out of it all summer, the surplus was put up in bottles for the winter.

The common saying was:
"WE EAT WHAT WE CAN, AND WHAT WE CAN'T, WE CAN."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |