farmer jokes

Category: "Farmer Jokes"
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Little Johnny did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said, "Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the bull."

"Oh I see," said the teacher, "but I'm sure your father could have done that."

"No ma'am, he couldn't have," said Johnny, "it has to be the bull"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

"Ever have an accident?"

"Nope, nary a one."

"None? You've never had any accidents."

"Nope. Ain't had one. Never."

"Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"

"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."

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posted by "maryjones" |
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What did the mother worm say to her son when he was late for dinner?

"Where IN Earth have you been?!?!"

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posted by "barber7796" |
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How did the girl break up with tractor salesman?

She sent him a John Deere letter.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |