farmer jokes

A farmer was walking in his field. He heard 2 potatoes say, "I only have eyes for you."

The corn plants said, "I have ears and I can hear you."

The potato said, "Don't worry, the daisies won't tell!"

And through the grape vine they all heard a voice say, "Oh, 'peas' be quiet, I am trying to sleep."

What does a farmer say when he is looking for his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What else would he say???]

I was raised on a farm. One night while walking down a dirt, country path, a man jumped out of the bushes, hit me on the head with a bottle of milk, a dozen eggs, and a churn full of butter.

How Dairy He!