What did the mother worm say to her son when he was late for dinner?
"Where IN Earth have you been?!?!"
How did the girl break up with tractor salesman?
She sent him a John Deere letter.
What kinda of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A DEVILED EGG!
On the farm where I was raised, home canning was a big thing. Most folks had a garden and ate out of it all summer, the surplus was put up in bottles for the winter.
The common saying was:
"WE EAT WHAT WE CAN, AND WHAT WE CAN'T, WE CAN."