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Favorite this joke My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.
"Well Mary," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based of the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we got a hog back on the farm that's worth at least $137,000."
I always feel nervous when I walk through a cornfield...
I keep thinking I'm being stalked.
Two farmers, a bit hard of hearing were talking.
Frank: Are you going to Adrian's today?
Joe: No, I’m going to Adrian's.
Frank: Oh, my bad. I thought you were going to Adrian's today.
Farmers Brown & Jones had adjoining farms for years and didn't get along at all.
One night after supper, Farmer Brown knocked on Farmer Jones's door. When Farmer Jones answered the door, Farmer Brown said, "I know we don't talk often, but I wanted you to know that our mule just died today."
Farmer Jones replied, "I'm certainly sorry to hear that, but I am wondering why you came over here to tell me?"
"Because," Farmer Brown said, "you're always supposed to notify the next of kin."
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