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A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it's safe to cross?" the man asked.

"I reckon so," replied the farmer.

The car was immediately swallowed by the puddle as the man drove in. In fact, it was so deep that he had to roll his window down to swim out of his car back to the surface. As his head broke the surface the man said to the farmer, "I thought you said I could safely drive through this puddle!"

"Well, golly," said the farmer, scratching his head. "It only come up chest-high on my ducks!"

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Camper: "Look at that bunch of cows."

Farmer: "Not bunch, herd."

Camper: "Heard what?"

Farmer: "Of cows."

Camper: "Sure I've heard of cows."

Farmer: "No, I mean a cowherd."

Camper: "So what if they heard? I have no secrets from cows!"

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A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg. The buyer asks, "Why the wooden leg?"

The farmer replies, "That pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school."

"Great, but why the wooden leg?"

"The pig is so smart it has a degree in horticulture and philosophy."

"Amazing! But why the bloody wooden leg?"

"Well when you have a pig that smart, you don't eat it all at once!"

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A man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric company would like to run a power line through his pasture.

The man said, "No."

"Legally, that paper says we can." replied the worker.

As the worker turned and left returning to his co-workers in the field, the man went to his barn and turned his bull loose into the pasture.

As the bull rumbled toward the workers in the field, the man hollered, "Show HIM your paper!"

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posted by "HENNE" |