farmer jokes

Category: "Farmer Jokes"
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A southern gentleman decided to plant yeast in his fields...

He know "the South will rise again!"

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Three farmers chat. The first one tells, "I have grown such a big apple that when I put it on a chair, it broke down."

The second one says, "I have grown an even bigger apple! When I put it on a table, it broke."

The third one says, "I grew an extremely big apple. I put it in a carriage..."

The two farmers interrupt, "Did it break???"

"No, a worm got out of it and ate the horse!"

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posted by "Richard Felt" |
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Why did the farmer plough his field with a steam roller?

Because he wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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posted by "Heaven" |
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There are three farmers who look and sound alike

Farmer 1: "What are we doing today?"

Farmer 2: "What we do everyday."

Farmer 1: "What’s that?"

Farmer 2: "Find out what farmer #3 is doing."

Farmer 1: "Wait... I thought you were farmer #3?"

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posted by "Kjoke" |