farmer jokes

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A farmers wife is cooking. She says "I need a cup of molasses, but I ran out."

Farmers runs outside and returns with two dead moles.

Wife says, "I said a cup of molasses, not a couple of mole asses!"

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posted by "Robert Hill" |
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A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire.

There was a baby pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly.

The housewife replied, "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm.

After seeing the 1,000 acre spread, the Texan bragged that down home he could get into his car, drive all day, and by evening he would not have gotten to the distant point of his ranch.

The South Dakotan simply replied, "You know, I had a car like that once."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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How did the farmer meet his wife?

He tractor down!

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posted by "wadejagz" |