teacher jokes

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My math teacher asked me why I was doing my math homework on the floor.

I said: “You told us to do them without using tables.”

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posted by "Jerry Jr" |
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A literature teacher is explaining the power of poems and stories. "Have you ever read something that made you cry?"

A student replied, "Yeah, my last report card."

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posted by "Evelina" |
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The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in simple present.

The student: I walk... you walk…

The teacher interrupts him: Quicker, please.

The student: I run... you run…

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posted by "SRD" |
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Two years after my heart attack, I was teaching my college course when I felt discomfort in my chest. I paused the class to pop my medication and felt better quickly.

“Now, if I ever do have a heart attack,” I told my students, “I will give extra credit to whoever gives me CPR.”

One of them shouted out, ”How much?”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |