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Favorite this joke My math teacher asked me why I was doing my math homework on the floor.
I said: “You told us to do them without using tables.”
A literature teacher is explaining the power of poems and stories. "Have you ever read something that made you cry?"
A student replied, "Yeah, my last report card."
The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in simple present.
The student: I walk... you walk…
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker, please.
The student: I run... you run…
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Two years after my heart attack, I was teaching my college course when I felt discomfort in my chest. I paused the class to pop my medication and felt better quickly.
“Now, if I ever do have a heart attack,” I told my students, “I will give extra credit to whoever gives me CPR.”
One of them shouted out, ”How much?”
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