teacher jokes

School teacher sends home a note with student. The note reads, ”Your son is an obedient and bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls.”

Mother sends a note back the following day, ”Please advise a solution. Father has the same problem."

Teacher: "Today we are going to learn about tenses. Now if I say, 'I am beautiful', which tense is it?"

Student: "Obviously that would be past tense!"

Q: How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Well, teachers don't really change a bulb, but they can help to make a dim one brighter.