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Three college professors were playing golf in a particularly hot day when they decided to make a bet. Whoever loses a round will remove an article of clothing. By the time they got to the 9th hole they were all completely naked. Just as they were about to wear clothes, a bus carrying a group of college students came around the bend. Two of the three professors grabbed their clothes and try to cover their naked body. The third one, however, just put his clothes over his face.

After the bus passed the two professors asked the third one, “Why in the world would you cover your face? Have you no shame?”

The professors replies, “I don’t know about your classroom but in my classroom EVERYONE knows my face!”

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posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |
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Two lady school teachers from Brooklyn, spending their sabbatical year exploring western Canada, stopped at a small and old-fashioned hotel in Alberta recently.

One of the pair was inclined to be worrisome when traveling, and she couldn't rest until she had made a tour of the corridors to hunt out exits in case of fire. The first door she opened, unfortunately, turned out to be that of the public bath, occupied by an elderly gentleman taking a shower.

"Oh, excuse me!" the lady stammered, flustered. "I'm looking for the fire escape." Then she ran for it.

To her dismay, she hadn't got far along the corridor when she heard a shout behind her and, looking around, saw the gentleman, wearing only a towel, running after her.

"Where's the fire?!" he hollered.

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Teacher: "If two gallons of gas cost $1.50, then what will be the cost of 10 gallons?"

Student: "Teacher, please clarify whether this is a math class or a history class?"

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "APURBA" |
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I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail...

But you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

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posted by "Charlie Franks" |