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Q: How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Well, teachers don't really change a bulb, but they can help to make a dim one brighter.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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In a class room exam, John was peeping into the answer sheet of his neighbor.

The teacher shouted, “No cheating John!”

John replied, “I am not cheating. I am copying. There is a difference!”

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A teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word "dog" in them, such as dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet.

She asked the class if they could name another flower with the preface "dog".

Steven raised his hand and said, "Sure Miss Jones. How about a 'collie' flower?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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When I was 28, I was teaching English to high school freshmen. Fridays were dress-down days.

One Friday I came to school wearing a college sweatshirt and jeans. A student took a look at me and his eyes widened.

“Wow!” he said. “You should wear jeans every day, you look twenty or thirty years younger.”

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posted by "HENNE" |