A teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word "dog" in them, such as dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet.
She asked the class if they could name another flower with the preface "dog".
Steven raised his hand and said, "Sure Miss Jones. How about a 'collie' flower?"
When I was 28, I was teaching English to high school freshmen. Fridays were dress-down days.
One Friday I came to school wearing a college sweatshirt and jeans. A student took a look at me and his eyes widened.
“Wow!” he said. “You should wear jeans every day, you look twenty or thirty years younger.”