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Favorite this joke Teacher: "Define energy."
Johnny: "I don’t remember the complete definition but I remember the last few words."
Teacher: "Ok, say the last few words then."
Johnny: "... and this is called energy."
Teacher: "Hello, students! Can anyone tell me, what does the green dot on a 'Tiger Biscuit Packet' indicate?
After a few seconds of silence, one student replies.
"Hello, ma'am. The green dot means that the Tiger is 'Online'."
5th Place
won
$10.00
Teacher: "What is an OS? And give me an example."
Student: "An OS is a word which can be used instead of saying 'Oh Yes'. For example, do you like ice cream? You can reply, ‘Oh, yes' or 'OS.'
Teacher: "You may sit down now."
2nd Place
won
$25.00
My 4th grade teacher used to complain to my mom about my poor hand writing. I tried hard for years, only in vain, to continuously get the feed back, "Try to improve your handwriting!"
I am 25 now, working as a software professional for a company. I mailed her last week for thanking her for making me what I am now.
She replied with a post script... "Please improve your handwriting!"
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