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Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?

Son: Absence.

Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?

Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

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posted by "Aditya" |
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Son: Daddy, I got punished in school today.

Dad: Why?

Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying, "At the end of this scale there is an idiot.".

I just asked "Which end?".

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posted by "virgogal" |
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Teacher, "Martha, come to the blackboard and tell us on the world map where America is."

Martha point to America correctly.

Teacher, "Good. Now John, you tell us who discovered America"

John, "Martha just did"

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posted by "Birendra Singh Khosla" |
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Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.

However, her teacher had written across the bottom:

Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.

Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:

Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.

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posted by "virgogal" |