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Favorite this joke Teacher : Which is the oldest animal?
Student : The zebra.
Teacher : How come?
Student : Because it's still in black & white.
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Teacher: "Class, in this final exam, everybody should get at least 75% marks."
Student: "We are all trying for 100% sir!"
Teacher: "Are you being serious?"
Student: "Well, no sir. But it was you who cracked a joke first."
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TEACHER: Did your parents help with the homework John?
JOHN: Nope, I got them wrong all by myself.
There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were being lazy. "I wouldn't be surprised if 50% of you failed this math class," he said.
One of the kids rasies his hand, "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said.
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