The teacher asks: Now, Susan, how may fingers have you?
Teacher: Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?
Susan: No more piano lessons.
The teacher asked the class to define “Pedestrian”
Tom raises his hand and says: “A person who can be easily reach by car.”
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red. After seeing this, the teacher asked him: "Bobby, how many times have you see a red duck?" Young Bobby replied with "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."
Teacher: What are the four main food groups?
Students: Canned, frozen, instant, and lite.