teacher jokes

Category: "Teacher Jokes"
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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "ninjabro2341" |
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What did the math teacher say to Dracula after he failed the math test?

"Can't you Count Dracula?"

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "Don Dante" |
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Me: "May I go to the restroom."

Teacher: "What for?"

Me: "To Open The Chamber Of Secrets, What the hell do you think?

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posted by "walo" |
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A kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page illustrating several national flags. She pointed to the American flag and asked, “What flag is this?” Little Sue called out, “That’s the flag of our country.” “Very good,” the teacher said. “And what’s the name of our country?” Little Sue answered, “Tis of thee.”

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posted by "Anonymous" |